Like, imagine Totoro but instead of just chilling in the woods, he's totally facing adulting. He's got rent to pay, his journey to work is a nightmare, and his therapist keeps saying to get some sleep.

It's kinda wild how relatable that would be, right? I mean, who hasn't felt like a mythical being sometimes? We all crave some escapism. Maybe that's why everyone loves him so much.

Spirited Away: The Cursed Simp Edition

So like, you know Haku from Spirited Away? Total simp for Chihiro. Always/Constantly/Perpetually trying to Save/Woo/Win over her heart, even when she's all "Indifferent/Confused/Annoyed" about it. Like, dude chill! You Should/Could/Ought to focus on your own Spirit World/Problems/Journey. It's kinda Sad/Pathetic/Cringey how he's so obsessed with her. Maybe he just needs a good Reality Check to get over his Simpness/Craziness/Obsessive Tendencies.

• The whole movie is basically just Chihiro dodging Haku's advances, it's hilarious.
• Imagine/Picture/Visualize him writing her love letters in Emo Poetry
• That Weird Water He Gave Her definitely didn't work, am I right?

Ghibli Memes To Slay ace Your Midterms

Finals week got you feeling like Calcifer in a hot inferno? Don't worry, because Studio Ghibli memes are here to rescue your GPA. From Spirited Away's No-Face offering up wisdom on procrastination to Totoro check here reminding you that even giant fluffy creatures get stressed about exams, these memes will make you giggle and maybe even learn a thing or two. Plus, who could resist the cuteness of Ponyo giving a shiny A+?

• Share these memes with your study buddies for instant motivation.
• Bonus points if you draw your own Ghibli-themed study guides.

Remember, even though studying can feel like a journey, at least you've got these adorable animated companions by your side!

Ponyo's Drip is Busted

Yo, Ponyo be lookin' fire these days! She's got that glow, know what I'm sayin'? Her look is totally slayin'. I guess those little goldfish scales be addin' to her style.

Ponyo, you a true icon. Keep on killin' it!

Howl's Moving Castle: Rent is Too Damn High

This crazy new movement sweeping through the kingdom has left everyone stumped. Howl's latest venture, a mobile castle, is turning into a disaster thanks to outrageous rent. The poor locals can barely scrape together enough coins for water, let alone Howl's inflated demands.

• Some say that the rent is even higher than a dragon's lair
• People aredeserting in droves, leaving Howl with an deserted castle and a annoyed attitude
• {The King is consideringintervening to cap rent prices before the entire kingdom falls apart

Soot sprites are eating my connection

I think it's those little critters, lurking in the ether. They scurry around like miniature fireflies, siphoning off my signal. My downloads are running glacial, and I can't even check my emails without a frozen screen.

• Perhaps it's time to use an ethernet cable.
• Time to fight fire with fire